Elmer
Tier 2 Moderator

Personal Info

Real Name:

Kev

Gender:

Male

Biography:

I was born and raised down in Redditch,
On a farm way back up in the woods.
I was so raggedy, folks called me “Patches”.
Papa used to tease me ‘bout it.
Of course deep down inside he was hurt
‘Cause he’d done all that he could.

Location:

Durham, UK

Interests:

Staring out the Sanatorium window.
Breathing on the the Sanatorium window and writing my name on it.

Occupation:

XXX Film Stunt Co-Ordinator

Religious Views:

Ooh Look! I can see a church

Relationship Status:

It's Complicated

Political Views:

Left of the right left. Or is it right of the left right?

Computer Specs

Operating System:

Windows 7 x64

Computer Type:

Desktop

OS Service Pack:

SP1

Internet Explorer Version:

IE9 FF8.0.1

DirectX Version:

DX11

CPU Type and Speed:

Intel 5300 Dual 2.6GHz

CPU Cooling:

Out the box

CPU Idle Temp:

33°c

CPU Load Temp:

49°c

Motherboard Chipset:

ASRock G31M-S R2.0 BIOS v2.0

System BIOS Revision:

P2.00

System Memory Type:

2 x 2GB Corsair XMS2

System Memory Speed:

Default

System Memory Clocking:

Default

Video Card Type and Speed:

Sapphire Radeon HD 5670 512mb

Video Card Cooling:

Out the box

Video Card Temperature:

40°c

Video 3DMark Score:

1495

Power Supply Unit (PSU):

500W Generic Bag of sh*te

Computer Monitor:

AOC 19"

Sound Card:

Generic

Speakers:

Logitech Stereo, Rear Speaker: Janice

Headset/Microphone:

A very cheap Philips set. Bargain!

Hard Drive:

Samsung F3 320GB Samsung F3 500GB & Maxtor 60GB IDE

Optical Drives:

Samsung DVD-RW SH-S222A

Keyboard and Mouse:

MS 600 Key. Ms 4500 with a purdy blue light. Squeak!

Network Adapter:

Say Hello. Good Network!

Printer:

Epson SX210

Network Speed:

100mb, they tell or sell me

USB Controller:

Me. plug in, plug out.

Gaming Console:

What? You think I got time to play?

Anti-virus Software:

ESET AV, Mbam, WinPatrol, Win 7 F/W

Productivity Suite:

No productivity suite, but a nice 3 piece one.

System Install Date:

Aug. '11

Computer Skill Level:

Self-Taught Expert

Windows Experience Index:

5.9

Favorite Game:

Pass the Zimmer

Favorite Application:

Zam-Buk Embrocation