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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 3000 Sioux warriors.

    Lone Ranger: " I think we're in trouble Tonto".

    Tonto: " What's with the 'we' pale face?"

    Nothing is foolproof to the talented fool.

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    Re: Old Jokes

    Got banned from B&Q yesterday. As I entered the store this old fella in an orange apron walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking.

    Luckily I got the first punch in.
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    A man walked into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and give my companion here a lawyer."
    Yesterday was, Today is, but ahh Tomorrow...mystery, suspense and a promise of hope.


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    So a man walks into the bar.

    Bartender ask, "you okay"?
    "Wow...Macross fans are the only fans I can think of that are barred from watching their favorite series in the US. Gundam, Ghost in the Shell, Naruto, Bleach, etc...all can watch, buy, collect on a whim. While we sit and curse HG for our misfortunes."

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    Dog Owner: My dog has no nose.
    Friend: How does it smell?
    Dog Owner: Terrible.
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    "Wow...Macross fans are the only fans I can think of that are barred from watching their favorite series in the US. Gundam, Ghost in the Shell, Naruto, Bleach, etc...all can watch, buy, collect on a whim. While we sit and curse HG for our misfortunes."

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    Re: Old Jokes

    Person1: How do you make antifreeze?
    Person2: You hide her nightgown.
    "Wow...Macross fans are the only fans I can think of that are barred from watching their favorite series in the US. Gundam, Ghost in the Shell, Naruto, Bleach, etc...all can watch, buy, collect on a whim. While we sit and curse HG for our misfortunes."

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