Usb jewerly!

usb bracelets plug right into your computer's usb port to read, write, copy and delete files just like you would with a disk. Measures 8 1/2 inches long.

when you connect to your computer, your computer will automatically detect and configure the disk without the need to restart. You can play mp3 files, run applications or play videos directly from the usb flash band. 2 gb storage device....

2GB pfffft where's the 8 and 16 Gigabyte versions

I was thinking they may come out with some chandelier earrings with great storage. (You'll never get through the door at some computer firms wearing any of this stuff. I think security will take you for a hostile.. Ever see "Johnny Mnemonic" starring Keanu Reeves?